NB- "Momma? Did you KNOW that there is ONE flower that is dangerous?!"
Me- "Mmmhmm.. really?"
NB- "Yeah! It's a FORMIS BEE TRAP!"
Me- "Oh? Is that anything like a Venus fly trap?"
NB- "No, it's a formis bee trap, and it's in the forest and when bees run out of time, they land on it and it SNAPS! (with a hand clap for emphasis) on the bee and.......IT EATS IT!!!"
Me- "Really?"
NB- "Yeah, they are really dangerous! So, we have to be careful when we are outside not to touch them. Like the bees. That run out of time. ...........
"Maybe I should write Elizabeth (her best friend) a letter and tell her about the Formis Bee Trap so she can warn her daddy not to touch them when he's hunting in the woods."
Me- "Ummm... I really don't think we have any Formis Bee Traps around this area, Nadia."
NB- "Yeeeaaaahhhh.... but just in case, I'll draw her a picture in the letter."
Me- "Okay..."
You have to admit: It's probably the scariest looking Formis Bee Trap you'll ever see. I think my favorite part is that it's apparently blooming from the same plant as that harmless looking yellow daisy there. And that bee??? He is running out of time.
4 comments:
HA HA HA. i love it. i definitely wouldnt touch it and i would hope to not "run out of time" anywhere near it.
I know. I crack up every time I see this picture. This one is going in the "keep" bin. You gotta watch that time, ya know. *laughs*
I hope I don't "run out of time"! Whatever that means! It sounds... dare I say... dangerous? Too cute.
*laughs* Daphne, I have NO idea what that means, or where she came up with it.
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